A canon event is an experience seen as a necessary part of growing up — one nobody should be spared.
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From Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023), in which certain events must happen in every Spider-Person's timeline for their story to hold together. TikTok took the idea and applied it to ordinary life.
Used to frame a bad experience as formative and inevitable: a terrible first job, a bad haircut, a doomed relationship. "I cannot interfere with your canon event" is the standard joke — declining to warn someone because the mistake is one they need to make. The tone is affectionate fatalism rather than genuine resignation.
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An experience treated as an unavoidable part of growing up — something that has to happen for a person to become who they are, usually an unpleasant one.
From Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse, where certain events must occur in every Spider-Person's timeline. TikTok applied the concept to everyday life.
A joking refusal to warn someone about a mistake, on the grounds that making it is a necessary part of their development.
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